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Humor Me
Pairing: chanyeol/baekhyun
rating: nc-17
warning: i can't fucking smut for shit and i cant do dirty talk for shit. thank you
word count: 2.7k
sypnosis: Chanyeol gets a pre-paid call in the night and shamelessly goes along with it.
a/n: This was supposed to be written for Valentines Day 2015, but my ass lazy, my ass hurts. I finished it just now, took a small break bc my mom came in and talked to be about college. Sorry mum :--( Was writing le pron. Anyways, enjoy. I hate writing smut a;sldkfja;slkdfj

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Following the Broken Road Back to You: The Epilogue
rating: pg
word count: 700+
a/n: If you haven't read FTBRBTY yet, read it first.

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It the Animal
Length:short
Genre: horror
Warning/s: mentions of cannibalism
Summary: There stands the animal.
A/N: This is based on a Japanese folklore. I forgot the title but I read it a day ago.

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Let's Play
Length: 2.1k
Rating: NC-17
Genre: rom/com
Sypnosis: Baekhyun's an idol. Chanyeol's a drummer. Netizens and the public media weren't supposed to know they were dating. MERP.

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If We Never Met
Length: 4k
Rating: PG
Synopsis: Chanyeol wakes up in a world with no color or sound.
NOTE: This is a Not Intended drabble lmao. Sorry. Not an original work. Very quick, not long. Poop. Uh I wrote in present tense when I don't usually do so... yeah. Might be bad.
SECOND NOTE: Just remember. Nugget probably died.

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Part 2/2

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Mocha Chocolata Ya Ya (Oh Yeah)
Length: 17k
Genre: Romance, comedy, drama, lameness
Rating: Nc17
Summary: According to Park Chanyeol, Baekhyun can’t be a female prostitute or Shrek’s wife.

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title: win me if you can

pairings: luhan/sehun, hinted!chanyeol/baekhyun

rating: pg13 (for Luhan's lewd thoughts)

word count: 5.1k

warnings: attempt at writing, sexual jokes, and basilisks

summary: Luhan can't take the fact that Sehun's sometimes better than he is. He also can't take the fact that the Ravenclaw's not as ugly anymore. Goddamn it.

a/n: written for

the_resolver for

hp_exolliarmus

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Let's Get Married (As Friends)
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun
Length: 1.5k
Rating: pg13
Synopsis: Chanyeol and Baekhyun enter into a marriage as bros.
a/n: dedicated to

overlord_nim because CJ and I are always all about bromance, because bromance has a subtle a;sldfkja;lsdk to it and bro jokes are very very very very likely to happen between these two poops, so :D ♥ I wrote this in 35 minutes in the graphic design because I really dont think I need to relearn what the different blur tools are...

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NI au: Small Accidents
Pairing: chanyeol / baekhyun
Rating: pg
Length: drabble/oneshot
Summary: Small accidents, big heart attacks.
A/n: an anon request. Thought it was interesting. Decided to write it.

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NI: Cards and Laces
Pairing: chanyeol / baekhyun
Rating: pg
A/n: I'm just testing out writing on my new phone, see if I like it or not. Sorrriessss.

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Title: Magnaphallophobia
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun
Rating: Pg13 (sexual refs)
Sypnosis: Chanyeol was supposed to be a 6. Instead, he was an 8.
Warnings: Bad jokes and usage of UPS lingo
A/n: Short 3k drabble :C I got this idea this morning idk lol. I wrote it loosely so not too much attention to grammar... Mmmmm Magnaphallophobia = Big-penis-phobia from what google tells me. Not an actual word, just added the magna part. Anyways enjoy... Sorry for typos/ ew formatting grammar wise lol

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Title: Under the Constellation of Our Stars
Pairing: Dante / Shane (a.k.a Shante)
Rating: PG
Genre: Romance, tragedy
Word Count: 724
Synopsis: He believed that love was a tragedy in the face of limited time.
a/n: This is written for Dante, who may or may not have been joking, but I did this anyways. With love and respect, fara. ALSO! I changed the spelling of last names for specific i-dont-want-basics-to-find-me reasons ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ

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The Letter au: Monetary Matters drabble
Chanyeol/Baekhyun
Word: 1960
Summary: Chanyeol would like for Baekhyun to meet his mother again.
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Not Intended au drabble: Easy Parenting
Warning; mpreg
Word: 1635
Summary: Baekhyun thinks everything would be easier if...

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Angel Band
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun, Kris/Baekhyun
Rating: pg13
Genre: romance, angst
Warning: character deaths (emphasis on the plural)
a/n:I wrote this with ease, so not alot of effort, but nonetheless, proud.

Written for the song "Angel Band" sung by the Peasall Sisters

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The Letter: Kitchen Rambles
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun
Length: 960+ words / oneshot
Rated: PG
AU Tweetfic (available on twitter.com/baekyeolkr)

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title:The Letter: Dough Boy drabble
rating: nc17
warning:Smut/bad jokes
Words:594 words
(Ps:its 11pm orz but i might make more TL aus later bc...i like it)

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Originally written for

parkbyun &

yeolliepopday
Title: 516 Problems for a Single 143
Pairing: Chanyeol/Baekhyun
Rating: PG-13
Warning(s): Mentions of alcoholism and addiction.
Length: 8,203 words
Summary: The magazine articles said they were in a bitter rivalry, but Chanyeol was just bitter.
Author's note: I did little to no research, going off of inferences, so I apologize for inaccuracies. It's purely fiction. Also! If you understand the title, props to you. I hope you enjoy.

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Title: Double Negatives
Pairing: Baekhyun/Kyungsoo
Rating: Pg-13
Length: 5,347 words
Summary: Kyungsoo’s plan backfires.

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Nothing feels as good as skinny feels, mother

Entries tagged with oneshot

Humor Me

Following the Broken Road Back to You (5/4)

It the Animal

Let's Play

If We Never Met

Mocha Chocolata Ya Ya (Oh Yeah) (2/2)

Mocha Chocolata Ya Ya (Oh Yeah)

Win Me If You Can

Let's Get Married (As Friends)

NI: Small Accidents

NI: Cards and Laces

Magnaphallophobia

Under the Constellation of Our Stars

TL: Monetary Matters

NI: Easy Parenting

Angel Band

TL: Kitchen Rambles

The Letter: Dough Boy

516 Problems For A Single 143

Double Negatives

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