The BaranGUY

[exobubz]

Baranguy
Rating: PG
Sypnosis: Chanyeol gets a dalawa surprise.

The first time that they met, they were in the eskuwelahan. Chanyeol was eating his tanghalian when Baekhyun walked through the pintuan. It was weird. Chanyeol's mata had never really seen anyone that guapo before, but the new tranfer student was the exception.

"Hello, my pangalan is Byun Baekhyun. I moved here from Palawan, Seoul, South Korea."

Oh my ninoy... Chanyeol thought. He watched with his mata as Baekhyun sat down in a upuan. It was then that he decided he would put the GUY in baranguy.

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There was a fiesta at Junmyeon's bahay because his family has a lot of kuwarta. There was also a lot of Miguels. Sayawing, Chanyeol spots the new estudyante awkwardly standing around. Drunk and a little bit fiesty, he bumangga over to him.

"Hey." There is only dalawa air molecules in his lungs. He is breathless. "I'm Chanyeol."

Baekhyun smiles at him. "Hey, Chanyeol. Are you drunk?"

"Drunk in mahal."

Baekhyun is bitin. He wraps his arms around Chanyeol's broad shoulders. "Sayaw?"

"Yes."

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There is alot of ass for Chanyeol to grab and he grabs it all happily. "Magandang, magandang, magandang."

Baekhyun looks down at the hubad lalake under him. "What?"

"Nothing."

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They are 17 when Baekhyun's test comes back positive.

"Talaga?" Chanyeol says when Baekhyun tells him he's pregnant. "I want dalawa anaks with you. Forever until I patay. Mahal kita, Baekhyun.."

He promises to marry him, and that's what they did. They kasaled inside a court room. Baekhyun cried when he upgraded from boyfriend to asawa level.

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"Where is our hanimun?" Baekhyun asks when they are on the bangka.

"To Bohol. The Chocolate Hills remind me of your utong, my asawa."

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When they arrive, Chanyeol buys Baekhyun Kalamay.

"Let's go to Palawan, asawa."

Then the sikad took them there for a romantiko evening.

Comments

[thisisbunannas.livejournal.com]

OKAY I SHOULD NOT BE LAUGHING THIS HARD BUT OHMYGOD ;;;w;;;

I am seriously wondering why you thought this was a good idea...................because it was >x<;;
"To Bohol. The Chocolate Hills remind me of your utong, my asawa." /deAD

this was so nakakatawa ok bye

[찬열 (from livejournal.com)]

I CAN FUCKING NOT.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH

[hershey gummy worms (from livejournal.com)]

Are you masaya killing your readers, Ate Fara? Jusko po. Dili ko kinaya. Naghilak ako kakatawa sa "To Bohol. The Chocolate Hills remind me of your utong, my asawa."

[baekfics.livejournal.com]

Lmao but what is "utong"though? （＾ｖ＾）

[marc sevilla (from livejournal.com)]

Nipples po HAHA

[cacchination.livejournal.com]

Omggg hahahaha i cannot, chanyeol your so manyak