Love at McDonalds
Love at McDonalds
Genre: Romance, drama, angst, family!au, mpreg, domestic!au
Length: longshot
Warning: character death
Summary: Love moves quickly, sometimes in a blink of an eye.
Love at Mcdonalds.
They were born at around the same time. Big Mac Yeol was thrown on the grill soon after Fryhyun was tossed into the oil. In a few minutes, they were ready to become adults in the real, fast moving world.
Order 143. A Big Mac combo. Large fries. Large drink.
Big Mac Yeol opens his eyes and sees Fryhyun fall out of his holder. “Ouch!”
Big Mac Yeol laughs because it’s funny. After strugging for a while, Fryhyun gives up and lies on his back.
“Hi, I’m Big MacYeol.”
“I’m Fryhyun…”
“You’re beautiful,” Big Mac Yeol says.
Fryhyun doesn’t believe him. His 140 sisters in the holder are laughing at him. “Thanks…”
“What’s wrong?”
“I’m just… I’m just too crispy.”
Big Mac Yeol grins. “But that’s cute! I like that. I like you crispy. Crispy is nice.”
“Really?”
“Really really.”
“Thanks, Big Mac Yeol.”
“I love you Fryhyun,” Big Mac Yeol suddenly confesses.
Blushing from the ketchup squirts, Fryhyun stutters, “T-Thank you. I love you, too.”
“Let’s be together until we’re stale.”
Nodding, Fryhyun agrees. “Until the end of time…”
“I now pronounce you man and wife!” Fryhyun’s 34th sister announces and the two share a kiss.
Suddenly, it gets darker.
Fryhyun screams as his new husband is taken up into the air and eaten.
“TAKE CARE OF THE CHILDREN, MY LOVE, FRYHYUN!” Big Mac Yeol screams in his agony.
He leaves behind two pickle slices.
Within five minutes, Fryhyun becomes a widow. He cries as his sisters get eaten, but he is lucky. He is forgotten. Too crispy, they said.
But Big Mac Yeol loves crispy…
The lights shut off and Fryhyun is left under the seat with the pickle babies Big Mac Yeol left behind.
I will always remember you, Big Mac Yeol… Always….
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I'm not even surprised anymore lol
Mpreg Yeol...
Hope to read your first book in the near future.
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oh my G...is this even possible? my god, your insane, geniusly insane.. LMAO
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W-What...
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Why do i even
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WTF HAHAHAHAHAHA IM LAUGHING REALLY HARD
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I literally just stared at the screen for a full minute, or two, before I realized I was laughing to the point where tears started to flow outta my eyes. You're epic, man.
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Big mac Yeol and Fryhyun have been reunied in my belly :3
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Pls kill me 😂😂😂
I'm crying cuz this a mix of funny and awfully sad
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