NI: Baby Jokes (1)

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NI: Baby Jokes (1)
Summary: Baekhyun's bored so he has a joke.
A/n: mini drabble series of a mini drabble series

"Chanyeol! Chanyeol!" Baekhyun bent over, holding his stomach. He peaked open his eyes for a moment to see if his fiancé was running over. "It hurts!"

True to Baekhyun's expectations, Chanyeol's footsteps were heard down the hall and the worried giant pushed himself into the bottom level bathroom within seconds. "What!? Why’re you yelling and-- fuck! Is that--"

"My water," Baekhyun said, rubbing his knees together. His wet pajamas were uncomfortable. "It broke!"

"It what!?"

Baekhyun bit his lip. "It broke! Now there's this mess and who's going to clean this up? Chanyeol, I--"

"Why’re you worried about that? Go change so we can go into town!" Chanyeol said, pulling the brunet by his elbow out the bathroom. "Didn't you say you were having contractions all day yesterday?"

"Yeah, but--"

"So, let's go now. You're in labor!"

"But... Yeol, this isn't my first child. I know we don't have to get there immediately."

Chanyeol frowned. "Not every birth is the same."

"But I'm an experienced mother now."

"You had Haneul a year and eight months ago! You're not exactly a pro-birth giver from one experience."

"Chanyeol, please. I have XP. Can you just-- Where's Haneul?"

"Sleeping," Chanyeol answered. "Now can you please hurry and change? I'll get Sehun or someone to clean this mess."

"Baby juice is not a mess. It's beautiful."

"It's your fluid on ten thousand dollar flooring. It needs to go."

Baekhyun made a face. "You're very unappreciative!"

"Honey, I love you, but the baby is coming and you're standing there in soaked pajamas. Let's stop arguing so I can drive us to the hospital."

"Fine... Only because it's really starting to be weird in this."

"Good. Now, go! I have to get the hospital bags in the car."

"Alright! Love you," Baekhyun said before scurrying to the master bedroom. He was going fast for someone pregnant but Chanyeol didn't think it was necessary to say something about it. Instead, he focused on the wet floor, sighing.